人生的第一段感情，发生在十年前。十年后，我们又在哪里呢？

 

如果那两个字没有颤抖
我不会发现我难受
怎么说出口也不过是分手
如果对于明天没有要求
牵牵手就像旅游
成千上万个门口总有一个人要先走
怀抱既然不能逗留
何不在离开的时候
一边享受一边泪流
十年之前
我不认识你你不属于我
我们还是一样陪在一个陌生人左右
走过渐渐熟悉的街头
十年之后
我们是朋友还可以问候
只是那种温柔再也找不到拥抱的理由
情人最后难免沦为朋友
直到和你做了多年朋友
才明白我的眼泪
不是为你而流也为别人而流

茫茫人海中两人从相遇，相识，相知，或是相亲相爱，这就是缘分，
缘分无需等待 ，缘分是人争取的，是人创造的，
只有懂得努力创造缘分的人，才是最理智的，
可是又有多少人，能在缘分来的时候，抓得住它，珍惜它呢！
缘分是美丽的，缘分和爱情一样，是个古老的话题，
同时缘分也需要精心呵护的，
缘分不是诗，但它比诗更美丽，
缘分不是酒，但它比酒更香浓。
爱是不分距离不分地域的，在缘分的天空里，缘分并不是永远都不会远逝的，
珍惜你的缘分，善待你的爱情。莫等失去空遗恨。

 

 

初恋情人
------刘小慧
(国语:我用自己的方式爱你---陈明真)
当你要走的某天 请不必慰问
常道初恋终必分手 总会变心
当你要走的某天 也不必抱憾
让我朝好好追忆 那需遗憾
爱 永远有些缺憾
不必找出那原因
爱 永远有些悔恨
可知相识也是缘份
何妨让我依靠在你身边
缠绵梦里 痴心永远
明晨若要分手带走伤感
无谓让这初恋留恨
何妨让你依靠在我的心
柔情热爱 痴心永远
明晨若要分手带走伤感
祈求莫要别离我心

"And then the fight started"

 

 

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started…

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My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, “Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And then the fight started. 

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”
My loving wife of 10 years replied, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?”
And that’s how the fight started… 

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it…. He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, “I AM NOT HAPPY !!!”
So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, then which one are you?”
And then the fight started….. 
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’
I bought her some bathroom scales.
And then the fight started… 

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started… 
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.’
And then the fight started…. 

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’
Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’
‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’
And then the fight started… 
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. “I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”
He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”
"Nah, she can order for herself.”
And then the fight started… 
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’

And then the fight started